Craig : No, I hate you
Please note. You are coming into this in the middle of a very silly argument (about what? Who can say?) and it was very late and I had been drinking wine and we are both talking in silly voices.
That being said ...
Me : No you love me. You want me to have our babies
Craig : No, no I don't. I'll just find anothe-
Me : But then they won't be OUR babies and our babies are going to be the smartest and the prettiest ...
I apparently couldn't think of any other superlatives. I blame wine-addled priorities.
Craig : Well yea ... or they could have your looks and my brains.