Everyone loves an Irish girl

Lá Fhéile Pádraig Sona Daoibh!
(La ale-lah pwad-rig son-ah jeev)

A discussion of Zombie Ants, between Sisters, in Haiku

From: Charlotte
To: Sarah-Rose

Control Alt Delete
Four-Oh-Four: Page is Not Found
Reboot and Start Anew


From: Sarah-Rose
To: Charlotte

Creepy zombie ants
stalked through my dreams all last night
perhaps we are next?


From: Charlotte
To: Sarah-Rose

Ants have very few
Organisational skills
I'm not worried ... much


From: Sarah-Rose
To: Charlotte

While a fungal head
dress might be rather fetching
where would they send me?


From: Charlotte
To: Sarah-Rose

This vegetation
Dreams of other rainforests
Of seeing the world


From: Sarah-Rose
To: Charlotte

Selfish fungal growth
swears it wants to see the world
instead spreads only spores


From: Charlotte
To: Sarah-Rose

Strong insectacide
I am ready for battle
The ants will not win.

If I don't come home
Tell my mother I love her
I will die fighting


From: Sarah-Rose
To: Charlotte

Take tiny axes
to stop their zombie advance.
Make it out alive?

We will honor your death
burnt on a funeral pyre
lit by cans of raid


From: Charlotte
To: Sarah-Rose

Dastardly fungus
We will hold back the zombie
hordes. Its us or them.


From: Sarah-Rose
To: Charlotte>

You and I will fight.
Just, do not tell Mother as
she hates chemicals.

She would rather play
host to thousands of fungi
her heart is too kind


From: Charlotte
To: Sarah-Rose

A kind heart is good
soil for mind control fungus.
Others will fall too.

What of the others?
The public must know of this
We must warn John Key.


From: Sarah-Rose
To: Charlotte

I will put it on
the internet. It will spread
like mad, or Zombies!

Perhaps the inter
net is our strain of fungus.
We are all so screwed


From: Charlotte
To: Sarah-Rose

Operating systems
Have ulterior motives
There is no escape

Are ants a decoy?
Have we been distracted from
The evils in our midst?


From: Sarah-Rose
To: Charlotte

I think ants are not
a decoy. I do not like
their swarming ways.

They control us as
evil hive mind internet.
Bees may control all.

Their honey and dance
act only to distract us.
I do not trust them.


From: Charlotte
To: Sarah-Rose

You have descended
Into wild speculations
Bees are innocent

Consider again
The apparently harmless
Investigator.

What was Ed Levri
Doing in that rainforest
really? Tell me that.


From: Sarah-Rose
To: Charlotte

Perhaps I am just
paranoid. My own fungi.
I caught it from Mum.


From: Charlotte
To: Sarah-Rose

Hyperchondria
A tenacious weed. Are you
sure thats all it is?


From: Sarah-Rose
To: Charlotte

Don't feed my crazy.
Perhaps I will kill you first
or find that fungi ...



Funny thing was? I was REALLY busy today.

Handwritten

365 in 2011

Tuesday
I spent the day soaking up time with my wonderful Husband. He was off to Dunedin the next day.


Monday
I went to an Art auction - raising funds for a school trip my Mother is organising. I donated some of my photos to the cause.
A couple of my photos sold (there wasn't enough time for all of them to go up) and I bought two pieces myself.


Tuesday
With Craig away I have been walking to the station every morning. The weather's been fine and I've really enjoyed it.
The end of the day? not so much.


Wednesday
St Paul's Cathedral, Wellington. Not my favourite Cathedral to St Paul.


Thursday
My lovely man came home for ONE night before heading off to play mechanic for his father during the Targa.


Friday
Ahh the pains of catching the train home. It was 15 minutes late. When you're hanging out to get home that feels like torture.


Saturday
I like this dude's tag.


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