We opened presents with my Darling London Sister on Skype. And naturally, the video was playing up (with 10.25 million people online? it's understandable.) so we had to explain every thing we were opening. Painting word pictures.
Sarah: And I just gave Craig a leather strap bracelet. It's real leather, sorry Charlotte.
Charlotte-the-vegetarian: You make the baby Jesus cry.
Sarah: Nuh-uh! Jesus was totally into Leather ... Woah. That came out wrong.