The Husband And I have been married for 82 days today.
And how do I know this? (besides my general obsession with the husband) because Poor Eminem filed for divorce today, after only 82 days of marriage (source).

Marshall 'Eminem' Mathers and Kim 'uh' Mathers were married on the 14th January 2006.
The very same day as the husband and I.


... I guess this means we win?