I walked into the bedroom last night and found Craig thumbing through my copy of Belle de Jour.
I asked him what was up.
Craig: A* said it was the most fithliest** book he's ever read.
Me: Oh yea? Did you say my wife has a copy of that?
Craig: No, didn't think of it.
Me: Ach, baby! come on, I'm trying to get a reuputation here!***
* A = co-worker
** No I didn't correct him. Yes it hurt a little.
*** Hi Mum! Totally kidding. Totally.
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